sade:
When I was 6 I walked in on my dad in the bathroom peeing. The next day at school I told anyone in my class who would listen, what a penis looked like. If I’m not mistaken, I believe I compared it to an elephant’s trunk. Anyway, my teacher comes over and goes “WHAT are you talking about?” So I was just like, nonchalantly, “My dad’s penis.” I had to sit in the corner and the principal asked me under what circumstance I’d seen my father’s dick.
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