When I was a kid, my parents always had to take my senile grandma out to buy groceries and things like that once a week. I realized that when we were out I could do the worst things and blame them on “silly old grandma” since she couldn’t defend herself. I used to blatantly fart, knock things down and put things in her pockets. All the while blaming it on my poor senile grandmother whenever anyone questioned it.

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