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When I was in 6th grade this popular girl in my class had everyone gathered around her and was telling them about how her family was really close with JK Rowling. She was going on and on about how she’d already read all the books because Rowling had given them to her before anyone else. Obviously this was bullshit. Even at the age of 12, I knew JK Rowling being friends with this chick’s parents was totally ridiculous. So I got right up to her and loudly said “Oh really? You know she lives in England right? If she’s friends with your parents why don’t your parents have an accent? Let’s see the books. If you really had them you’d bring them to class. OH RIGHT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE THE BOOKS AND YOU DON’T KNOW JK ROWLING DO YOU?! DO YOU?!”
I made her cry. People laughed in her face and for about 2 weeks nobody wanted to play with her. Instead they played with me. Booya.
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