avocadosalad: When I was six years old I came down with the flu on Halloween so my parents refused to let me go trick-or-treating. My mom left the candy they were passing out unattended for a bit so I quickly licked my hands and ran them throughout the dish in hopes that I would get the other kids sick. I don’t know if I got any other kids sick but my mom became violently ill a few days later. Pic unrelated.

avocadosalad:

When I was six years old I came down with the flu on Halloween so my parents refused to let me go trick-or-treating. My mom left the candy they were passing out unattended for a bit so I quickly licked my hands and ran them throughout the dish in hopes that I would get the other kids sick. I don’t know if I got any other kids sick but my mom became violently ill a few days later.

Pic unrelated.