When I was about 7, I told my entire class that Oreos were the main cause of child cancer, and Milkbones and other dog treats helped cure it. So the next couple of weeks I brought dog treats to class for snack and traded everyone their oreos for them. The teacher never found out, or just didn’t care enough to figure out why her entire class was eating Milkbones. Pic unrelated

When I was about 7, I told my entire class that Oreos were the main cause of child cancer, and Milkbones and other dog treats helped cure it. So the next couple of weeks I brought dog treats to class for snack and traded everyone their oreos for them. The teacher never found out, or just didn’t care enough to figure out why her entire class was eating Milkbones.

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